Thursday, February 14, 2008

Must Be an Election Year

Government hands out cash, goes after evil men like Roger Clemens. Now the AP reports:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Bill Belichick has been illegally taping opponents' defensive signals since he became the New England Patriots' coach in 2000, according to Sen. Arlen Specter, who said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told him that during a meeting Wednesday.

Again, what does Specter have to do with the NFL and whether or not Belichick has violated some NFL rule? Nothing! Just another example of your tax dollars empowering government officials to violate the Constitution and the American way of life.

Specter said, "'We have a right to have honest football games,' he said."

That's right. We do have this right. It says it somewhere in that silly document. I think it was the 11th Amendment...no wait...it is in the 2nd. It is mixed in with the Right to Bear Arms against opposing football teams.

Because of this Specter discovery, perhaps we need a new government bureaucracy that oversees football. Then we could have a new branch of MPs guarding each team's practice from those who might cheat. I also think this bureaucracy could be expanded since some cheating occurred here in the Scott City men's softball league. One of the teams was clearly stacked. That simply wasn't fair.

The possibilities are just endless.

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